Liam Goes To Snurch

Note: The web version may experience errors and glitches depending on outside factors such as connection, machine, and web browser. For the best snorship (snail worship) experience, please download the game!

Liam Farrow, a genius high schooler and known animal hater, has insulted one too many crows. His wicked, unrighteous behavior has finally caught up with him, and he finds himself on the receiving end of nightly avian harassment. 

He can't live on like this. It's time for him to change his sinful ways! It's time... for him to go to church.

Liam Goes To Snurch is a short gag Kinetic VN that may or may not be canon to the Magical Warrior Diamond Heart universe. The original story isn't necessary to play this one but... it might at give a bit more needed context to the characters. 

Now in delicious HD!

This visual novel contains:

• About 1k words or 4-8 minutes worth of riveting story.
• A kinetic story with no choices/branches.
• Two cute boys to stare at, if only for a brief moment.
• Snail church.
• Insidious crow-phobia.

The new and improved HD update adds:

• Partial voice acting.
• Android support
• An updated narrative from the POV of Alex.
• A very cute penguin.
• Bigger, better graphics and UI.
• Nun boy Liam in the title screen. What could be better than this?

Disclaimer: This visual novel, despite its almost baffling levels of Silly, does not contain Valerie :(