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Liam Farrow, a genius high schooler and known animal hater, has insulted one too many crows. His wicked, unrighteous behavior has finally caught up with him, and he finds himself on the receiving end of nightly avian harassment. 

He can't live on like this. It's time for him to change his sinful ways! It's time... for him to go to church.

Liam Goes To Snurch is a short gag Kinetic VN that may or may not be canon to the Magical Warrior Diamond Heart universe. The original story isn't necessary to play this one but... it might at give a bit more needed context to the characters. 

Now in delicious HD!

This visual novel contains:

  • About 1k words or 4-8 minutes worth of riveting story.
  • A kinetic story with no choices/branches.
  • Two cute boys to stare at, if only for a brief moment.
  • Snail church.
  • Insidious crow-phobia.

The new and improved HD update adds:

  • Partial voice acting.
  • Android support
  • An updated narrative from the POV of Alex.
  • A very cute penguin.
  • Bigger, better graphics and UI.
  • Nun boy Liam in the title screen. What could be better than this?

Disclaimer: This visual novel, despite its almost baffling levels of Silly, does not contain Valerie :(

PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, Android, HTML5
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(9 total ratings)
AuthorDreamy Pyon
GenreVisual Novel
TagsAnime, april-fools, Cute, Parody, short-story, spin-off


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LiamGoestoSnurch-Android 84 MB

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nun boy liam is very cute...
thank you for blessing my eyes with such a treat <3

What?! Not available on android?

You released all other Visual Novel on android, why not this?

Sorry for my English. I better speak german!

this one is from several years ago as a april fools prank from before the game supported android

This was really short to get a true grasp of anything that was going on. I know it's a fools joke and, it was cute but, just hard to get what was going on.

Im hurt! Baffled! Astounded!
Honestly, though, if I hadn't just moved and was a little strapped for cash, I woulda just let you keep my money. I so badly want for you to succeed!

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why have you betrayed  me !!!! come on i really thought the game was finished 

D: but anyway it kinda fun in the end and i still feel betrayed (T__T)

and hope you finish the game next time :D

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I feel cheated.



Happy Easter Fools Day! Even though its a joke, still download the game if you wanna read a short silly story featuring the MWDH cast

If you have stumbled on this and don't know about the game already consider playing the Demo

I didn't realize I left the donation option on, if you want to pay consider it a donation toward the development of the real full game. if you paid on accident please request a refund via itch